1 00:01:54,674 --> 00:01:56,665 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen... 2 00:01:56,776 --> 00:01:58,736 and welcome once again to The Crazy Daisy Show. 3 00:01:58,811 --> 00:02:01,939 We have sophisticated entertainment, a window into reality... 4 00:02:02,048 --> 00:02:04,414 a breath of cold air from another world. 5 00:02:04,517 --> 00:02:10,080 As the Chastity Belt Foundation and the Aristotlese Aplanalp chain stores... 6 00:02:10,189 --> 00:02:14,853 proudly present the semifinalists in the Miss World 1984 Contest! 7 00:02:14,961 --> 00:02:17,725 And now, ladies and gentlemen, it gives me a great deal of pleasure... 8 00:02:17,830 --> 00:02:20,594 to present Mrs. Martha Aplanalp, well-known philanthropist... 9 00:02:20,700 --> 00:02:23,168 and chairman of the Chastity Belt Foundation. 10 00:02:23,269 --> 00:02:26,727 A great sponsor and a great mother. 11 00:03:17,490 --> 00:03:21,950 Dear Mrs. Martha, first the question, why the Chastity Belt Foundation? 12 00:03:22,061 --> 00:03:24,996 Surely in these modern times that seems to be a bit old-fashioned. 13 00:03:25,097 --> 00:03:27,759 Oh, we're not old-fashioned - not in the least. 14 00:03:27,867 --> 00:03:32,167 At Chastity Belt, there are no metals... 15 00:03:32,271 --> 00:03:34,569 no elastic supports... 16 00:03:34,674 --> 00:03:36,574 no tranquilizers. 17 00:03:36,676 --> 00:03:39,406 Through the guidance of our sensational method... 18 00:03:39,512 --> 00:03:42,481 your own body kills the animal. 19 00:03:43,783 --> 00:03:46,980 We advocate simple triumph of the will. 20 00:03:47,086 --> 00:03:50,249 It is painless and ever so rewarding. 21 00:03:51,290 --> 00:03:53,315 No wild dreams. 22 00:03:53,426 --> 00:03:56,554 No... no peculiar behavior. 23 00:03:56,662 --> 00:03:59,722 Solid health and purposeful direction. 24 00:03:59,832 --> 00:04:03,393 It's so good to hear about health and purposeful direction in these sick times. 25 00:04:03,502 --> 00:04:07,905 Right on! Sock it to me, baby. 26 00:04:08,007 --> 00:04:13,468 A network of muscles forms the protective armor around the pelvic region. 27 00:04:13,579 --> 00:04:17,345 If not controlled and kept at bay... 28 00:04:17,450 --> 00:04:22,387 wild impulses will turn everyone into beastly animals... 29 00:04:22,488 --> 00:04:25,389 chaotic natural beings. 30 00:04:26,425 --> 00:04:30,862 Semifinalists from 77 countries have been selected and sent here this evening. 31 00:04:30,963 --> 00:04:33,124 They are, of course, the most desirable, prominent... 32 00:04:33,232 --> 00:04:35,462 and well-preserved virgins available. 33 00:04:36,502 --> 00:04:41,269 This year's stake for the lucky young winner is $50 billion. 34 00:04:41,374 --> 00:04:44,741 Fifty billion dollars, the estimated fortune of Mr. Aplanalp... 35 00:04:44,844 --> 00:04:49,110 uh, Mrs. Martha Aplanalp's boy, her pride and joy. 36 00:04:49,215 --> 00:04:51,581 The richest bachelor in the world... 37 00:04:51,684 --> 00:04:55,120 who decided suddenly this summer to give up his bachelorhood... 38 00:04:55,221 --> 00:04:58,315 to sponsor the Miss World Contest and marry the winner... 39 00:04:58,424 --> 00:05:00,790 the most cherished girl on the planet Earth. 40 00:05:00,893 --> 00:05:02,793 There's a saying in the Aplanalp family: 41 00:05:02,895 --> 00:05:08,026 "When we buy something, we buy the best, and we buy it brand-new". 42 00:05:08,134 --> 00:05:11,365 And now, ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Mittlefinger. 43 00:05:14,106 --> 00:05:16,006 Turn over here, Doctor. 44 00:05:16,108 --> 00:05:18,941 Yes, uh, Dr. Mittlefinger certainly is an extraordinary man. 45 00:05:19,045 --> 00:05:22,811 Um, has to his credit the delivery of three army generals... 46 00:05:22,915 --> 00:05:26,316 our members of Parliament, Eskimo sextuplets, uh... 47 00:05:26,419 --> 00:05:29,820 and, of course, many, many more people... and women. 48 00:05:29,922 --> 00:05:33,653 I, uh - I'm really thrilled to be able to perform at this important function... 49 00:05:33,759 --> 00:05:37,160 and, uh, I'm anticipating some delightful specimens. 50 00:05:37,263 --> 00:05:40,858 Each new flower brings a new joy, a new excitement. 51 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:42,991 Can we start the show? 52 00:05:43,102 --> 00:05:46,299 Of course. Uh, so let's meet now the first contestant... 53 00:05:46,405 --> 00:05:48,669 Miss Southern Rhodesia. 54 00:05:52,578 --> 00:05:55,979 Another historical moment, a window into reality... 55 00:05:56,082 --> 00:05:58,346 an event never attempted live on television before... 56 00:05:58,451 --> 00:06:00,612 and coming to you on The Crazy Daisy Show. 57 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:02,688 If you'll just step up here. 58 00:06:23,342 --> 00:06:25,776 Would you be good enough to remove your pants? 59 00:06:25,878 --> 00:06:27,778 Oh, my pleasure. 60 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:29,780 Dr. Mittlefinger... 61 00:06:29,882 --> 00:06:35,411 brilliant master of deep insights and even deeper insights. 62 00:06:35,521 --> 00:06:39,924 Innovative explorer of the abysses of the human body and soul. 63 00:06:40,025 --> 00:06:42,755 Tell us, Miss, uh, Southern Rhodesia. Tell us, how do you feel now? 64 00:06:42,862 --> 00:06:46,764 Oh, I'm great. Oh! 65 00:06:46,866 --> 00:06:48,857 What's happening? 66 00:06:48,968 --> 00:06:51,698 You're tickling me. 67 00:06:51,804 --> 00:06:55,331 I'm really sensitive. You're tickling me with your little light. 68 00:06:55,441 --> 00:06:57,705 This little light. 69 00:06:57,810 --> 00:07:00,870 Now, ladies and gentlemen, we proudly present Miss Congo. 70 00:07:18,564 --> 00:07:20,623 Remove your panties please, honey. 71 00:07:20,733 --> 00:07:22,724 Hey, baby. You mean my bananas? 72 00:07:22,835 --> 00:07:26,635 Oh, yes, of course. Delicious. 73 00:07:34,780 --> 00:07:37,806 There are different types of hymen, a delicate little piece of skin... 74 00:07:37,917 --> 00:07:42,854 that informs us about a girl's initiation into the world of adult pleasures. 75 00:07:44,957 --> 00:07:47,949 I mean the sinful, disgusting pleasures of the flesh... 76 00:07:48,060 --> 00:07:50,528 and unusual sensual... 77 00:07:50,629 --> 00:07:52,529 excitation. 78 00:07:58,771 --> 00:08:03,003 Now, here comes Miss Yugoslavia, a picture of radiant health. 79 00:08:11,217 --> 00:08:14,084 Yes, well, this young lady is certainly self-assured. 80 00:08:53,092 --> 00:08:55,424 Now, moving right along, folks... 81 00:08:55,527 --> 00:08:58,553 let's meet Mademoiselle Canada. 82 00:09:19,485 --> 00:09:21,453 Would you take your pants off, please? 83 00:09:21,553 --> 00:09:23,578 I don't wear any. 84 00:09:24,690 --> 00:09:26,783 You never wear any pants? 85 00:09:26,892 --> 00:09:29,360 Not for a special occasion like this. 86 00:09:37,136 --> 00:09:39,900 Splendid. Splendid. 87 00:09:40,005 --> 00:09:42,473 By far the most beautiful thing here. 88 00:09:44,543 --> 00:09:49,913 In all my years of practice, I've never seen anything so sweet. 89 00:09:51,150 --> 00:09:53,050 A rosebud. 90 00:12:23,569 --> 00:12:26,970 When I buy something, I always buy the best. 91 00:12:27,072 --> 00:12:30,872 You know, yesterday, I bought a diamond mine in South Africa. 92 00:12:30,976 --> 00:12:33,809 Today, another buy. 93 00:12:33,912 --> 00:12:36,380 The best-bred bride available. 94 00:12:39,618 --> 00:12:43,145 Must be about 785 diamonds in there. You know that? 95 00:12:43,255 --> 00:12:46,019 - About that? - Oh, yeah. Maybe more. 96 00:12:46,125 --> 00:12:48,116 And they all came from my diamond mine. 97 00:12:48,227 --> 00:12:51,128 Yeah! 98 00:12:51,230 --> 00:12:53,994 Yes, sir, baby. Here we go. 99 00:13:02,841 --> 00:13:04,809 Yeah. Hand-carved. 100 00:13:07,212 --> 00:13:09,180 - You know who this fella is? - No. 101 00:13:09,281 --> 00:13:11,681 That's Karl. Karl Marx! 102 00:13:11,783 --> 00:13:13,683 Yeah. 103 00:13:13,785 --> 00:13:15,653 He's the guy that shot the Russian czar. Yeah. 104 00:13:15,664 --> 00:13:17,253 Shot him dead, right in the head. Yeah. 105 00:13:17,356 --> 00:13:20,154 That started World War I, honey. Yeah! 106 00:13:25,030 --> 00:13:27,760 I got it from a Russian business connection. Yeah. 107 00:13:27,866 --> 00:13:29,766 He buys a lot of my diamonds. 108 00:13:29,868 --> 00:13:32,359 - You see that little fountain down there? - Yes. 109 00:13:32,471 --> 00:13:34,371 That's my next buy. Yeah! 110 00:13:34,473 --> 00:13:38,136 It's gonna be my biggest undertaking in landscape architecture. 111 00:13:38,243 --> 00:13:40,404 I'm gonna buy it from the Canadian government. 112 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,641 I'm gonna renovate it, redecorate it. 113 00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:47,913 Get rid of the water, turn off the falls. 114 00:13:48,020 --> 00:13:52,684 I'm gonna install an electronic, synthetic, 115 00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:54,884 laser moving image in livin' color. 116 00:13:54,993 --> 00:13:57,154 In livin' color, honey! Yeah! 117 00:13:57,262 --> 00:14:00,197 And we're gonna have a huge quadraphonic sound system. 118 00:14:00,299 --> 00:14:02,767 Yeah! Of the royal waters. Yeah! 119 00:14:03,936 --> 00:14:07,428 We're gonna have the best sight and sound system available. Yeah. 120 00:14:07,539 --> 00:14:10,940 Unaffected by weather conditions. 121 00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:23,318 My empire. 122 00:14:23,422 --> 00:14:25,754 Milk for the entire country. 123 00:15:26,852 --> 00:15:28,820 Let's see the bride. 124 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:31,480 - Whoo! - Hey! 125 00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:42,192 Mama! 126 00:15:42,301 --> 00:15:44,269 Whoo! 127 00:15:49,408 --> 00:15:52,206 Now, you may ask, do I have time for marriage? 128 00:15:52,311 --> 00:15:57,681 And I simply state that marriage is a great gimmick for saving money and time... 129 00:15:57,783 --> 00:16:00,411 which is money! 130 00:16:00,519 --> 00:16:03,454 I have come to understand the real meaning of marriage. 131 00:16:03,555 --> 00:16:06,149 I simply can't afford any more waste. 132 00:16:06,258 --> 00:16:09,659 I can't afford any more chaos in my sex life. 133 00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:14,255 All right. Everyone has to relieve himself, but why waste it? 134 00:16:15,367 --> 00:16:19,303 Okay. You bang some broad, you feel good for a half a second... 135 00:16:19,404 --> 00:16:22,703 but then you realize you've gotta run to the phone to call your doctor... 136 00:16:22,808 --> 00:16:24,935 'cause you gotta have a V.D. test. 137 00:16:25,043 --> 00:16:27,443 You soothe your balls... 138 00:16:27,546 --> 00:16:29,446 and you get a headache. 139 00:16:29,548 --> 00:16:32,108 - That's right, my son. - Well, not for me no more. 140 00:16:32,217 --> 00:16:34,185 I guarantee that. 141 00:16:34,286 --> 00:16:38,985 My mama kept telling me, "Son, look after your health." 142 00:16:39,091 --> 00:16:42,891 Well, Ma, I sure as hell aim to. 143 00:16:42,994 --> 00:16:46,760 Come over here, honey. Best little heifer in town. In the world! 144 00:16:46,865 --> 00:16:50,062 No chemical substitutes. 145 00:16:50,168 --> 00:16:53,069 All ingredients checked and double-checked... 146 00:16:53,171 --> 00:16:55,435 and certified pure. 147 00:16:57,809 --> 00:17:01,575 Not an easy thing to find these days, is it? 148 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:03,580 Well, I done it. 149 00:17:03,682 --> 00:17:06,708 So now I have acquired a lady of the house... 150 00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:08,945 a personal jewel... 151 00:17:09,054 --> 00:17:10,954 but above all... 152 00:17:11,056 --> 00:17:15,186 a purified sanitation system for unchecked waste. 153 00:18:30,168 --> 00:18:32,136 Hey! Hey! 154 00:21:29,881 --> 00:21:32,873 Hey, Mama! Yahoo! 155 00:21:35,053 --> 00:21:37,453 Hey, Mama! Yahoo! 156 00:22:15,527 --> 00:22:19,019 Is there life on the Earth 157 00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:21,894 Is there life after birth 158 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,662 Is there life on the Earth 159 00:22:24,769 --> 00:22:30,139 Is there life after birth 160 00:22:32,444 --> 00:22:35,242 It's a joy to be alive 161 00:22:35,346 --> 00:22:38,804 It's good to be glad 162 00:22:38,917 --> 00:22:41,477 Good to survive 163 00:22:41,586 --> 00:22:47,354 It's great to be mad 164 00:22:47,459 --> 00:22:50,223 It's fun to have nothing 165 00:22:50,328 --> 00:22:52,922 Do things in the nude 166 00:22:53,031 --> 00:22:55,932 Oh, it's sweet to be hungry 167 00:22:56,034 --> 00:23:00,664 It's finger-licking good 168 00:23:00,772 --> 00:23:03,673 Is there life on the Earth 169 00:23:03,775 --> 00:23:06,403 Is there life after birth 170 00:23:06,511 --> 00:23:09,344 Is there life on the Earth 171 00:23:09,447 --> 00:23:11,779 Is there life after birth 172 00:23:11,883 --> 00:23:15,046 Is there life on the Earth 173 00:23:15,153 --> 00:23:17,849 Is there life after birth 174 00:23:17,956 --> 00:23:20,584 Is there life on the Earth 175 00:23:20,692 --> 00:23:25,527 Is there life after birth 176 00:23:28,066 --> 00:23:31,263 It's a joy to be crazy 177 00:23:31,369 --> 00:23:34,270 It's good to be sad 178 00:23:34,372 --> 00:23:36,533 It's good to be lazy 179 00:23:36,641 --> 00:23:41,271 Great to be bad 180 00:23:42,881 --> 00:23:45,611 It's good to be lucky 181 00:23:45,717 --> 00:23:48,709 Good to practice deadly sin 182 00:23:48,820 --> 00:23:51,311 To die for a cause 183 00:23:51,422 --> 00:23:56,086 To be alive and to win 184 00:23:56,194 --> 00:23:59,163 Is there life on the Earth 185 00:23:59,264 --> 00:24:02,097 Is there life after birth 186 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,896 Is there life on the Earth 187 00:24:05,003 --> 00:24:07,801 Is there life after birth 188 00:24:07,906 --> 00:24:10,841 Is there life on the Earth 189 00:24:10,942 --> 00:24:13,672 Is there life after birth 190 00:24:13,778 --> 00:24:16,246 Is there life on the Earth 191 00:24:16,347 --> 00:24:21,580 Is there life after birth 192 00:28:19,791 --> 00:28:21,850 I expected something else to happen. 193 00:28:21,959 --> 00:28:23,241 Nonsense. He can do anything. 194 00:28:23,252 --> 00:28:25,461 He's the most powerful millionaire in the world. 195 00:28:25,563 --> 00:28:29,863 Which means, quite simply, that for your own good, you better forget this marriage. 196 00:28:29,967 --> 00:28:32,231 Then I think I should get alimony. 197 00:28:32,336 --> 00:28:34,827 I advise you strongly... 198 00:28:34,939 --> 00:28:37,134 to refrain from thinking anything. 199 00:28:37,241 --> 00:28:41,974 Thinking sometimes can be a very dangerous exercise. 200 00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:44,207 Very dangerous indeed. 201 00:28:45,550 --> 00:28:47,984 Hmm. This is insane. 202 00:28:48,086 --> 00:28:49,986 Yes. 203 00:28:50,088 --> 00:28:53,649 Maybe we should ask for a psychiatric examination. 204 00:28:53,758 --> 00:28:58,058 There are people with similar symptoms. They become confused. 205 00:28:58,162 --> 00:29:03,794 They spend the rest of their lives behind the walls of asylums. 206 00:29:18,983 --> 00:29:21,781 - This house is mine! - Forget it! 207 00:29:26,757 --> 00:29:28,657 - Alimony! - Oh, yeah? 208 00:29:28,759 --> 00:29:30,727 Never! 209 00:29:37,535 --> 00:29:39,093 Be reasonable! 210 00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:05,058 Jeremiah.Jeremiah. 211 00:30:06,831 --> 00:30:09,265 Take care of her, Jeremiah. 212 00:30:22,046 --> 00:30:24,810 This is mine! This is mine! 213 00:30:24,916 --> 00:30:27,908 This is mine! Mine! 214 00:30:29,020 --> 00:30:31,818 Take care of her, Jeremiah. 215 00:30:31,923 --> 00:30:33,891 She's overtired. 216 00:30:35,259 --> 00:30:37,727 She doesn't feel very well. 217 00:30:37,828 --> 00:30:40,592 Poor girl. 218 00:31:51,702 --> 00:31:53,761 Where am I? Oh! 219 00:31:57,742 --> 00:32:00,905 Hitler! Dirty Jew. 220 00:32:01,012 --> 00:32:03,640 They call me Neanderthal. 221 00:32:06,350 --> 00:32:08,910 Fascist pig! 222 00:32:09,020 --> 00:32:11,488 I'm not just anybody. 223 00:32:12,523 --> 00:32:14,582 Dirty Commie. 224 00:32:14,692 --> 00:32:18,321 Why, they even wanted to put me on exhibit... 225 00:32:19,697 --> 00:32:22,131 in the Museum of Natural Sciences. 226 00:32:28,773 --> 00:32:31,833 My portrait is used in Szondy's test. 227 00:32:35,346 --> 00:32:38,179 I am listed in Krafft-Ebing. 228 00:32:38,282 --> 00:32:40,546 I am a certified psychopath. 229 00:32:40,651 --> 00:32:44,280 I am even quoted by Lombroso. And... 230 00:32:44,388 --> 00:32:47,380 my size is superhuman. 231 00:33:13,317 --> 00:33:16,047 - Afraid? - No. 232 00:33:18,222 --> 00:33:20,281 I have my own advertising slogan: 233 00:33:20,391 --> 00:33:22,450 Try me. I'm delicious. 234 00:33:27,298 --> 00:33:29,459 See this chocolate complexion? 235 00:33:32,069 --> 00:33:34,037 Try it. 236 00:33:50,287 --> 00:33:52,687 It's sweet. 237 00:33:52,790 --> 00:33:55,156 Finger-licking good. 238 00:34:10,875 --> 00:34:13,571 I'm Catholic, and it's a spiritual thing for me. 239 00:34:13,677 --> 00:34:16,168 I'm Muslim, and I have a real thing for you. 240 00:34:22,486 --> 00:34:25,353 Oh, you damned fool! 241 00:34:25,456 --> 00:34:28,516 This is my only property. This is my diamond mine. 242 00:34:33,464 --> 00:34:35,989 I'll do something to you that my father taught me. 243 00:35:08,899 --> 00:35:10,833 Are you happy? 244 00:35:19,076 --> 00:35:21,909 - Hello, sir. Where are you off to today? - Oh. Paris. 245 00:35:22,012 --> 00:35:24,503 May I have your ticket, please? Thank you. 246 00:35:26,250 --> 00:35:29,276 It weighs a ton. What have you got in there? 247 00:35:29,386 --> 00:35:31,445 Oh, books. Lots of them. 248 00:35:31,555 --> 00:35:35,855 Books weigh a lot. I'm taking a refresher course in philosophy. 249 00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:39,521 Marcuse, Supek, Vranicki, Sartre. 250 00:35:39,630 --> 00:35:43,794 - You know, i-i-it's heavy. - That would be 55 pounds overweight. 251 00:35:43,901 --> 00:35:46,461 Oh, I'll pay the difference. 252 00:35:46,570 --> 00:35:48,538 Thank you very much. 253 00:35:54,078 --> 00:35:56,046 Thank you. 254 00:37:44,021 --> 00:37:45,989 Oh. 255 00:42:06,383 --> 00:42:09,648 Is there life on the Earth 256 00:42:09,753 --> 00:42:12,745 Is there life after birth 257 00:42:12,856 --> 00:42:15,484 Is there life on the Earth 258 00:42:15,592 --> 00:42:20,757 Is there life after birth 259 00:42:23,133 --> 00:42:26,125 It's a joy to be alive 260 00:42:26,236 --> 00:42:29,467 It's good to be glad 261 00:42:29,573 --> 00:42:32,041 Good to survive 262 00:42:32,142 --> 00:42:36,909 It's great to be mad 263 00:42:38,215 --> 00:42:40,945 It's fun to have nothing 264 00:42:41,051 --> 00:42:43,679 Do things in the nude 265 00:42:43,787 --> 00:42:46,722 Oh, it's sweet to be hungry 266 00:42:46,823 --> 00:42:50,850 It's finger-licking good 267 00:42:50,961 --> 00:42:54,260 Is there life on the Earth 268 00:42:54,364 --> 00:42:57,197 Is there life after birth 269 00:42:57,301 --> 00:43:00,395 Is there life on the Earth 270 00:43:00,504 --> 00:43:02,802 Is there life after birth 271 00:43:05,309 --> 00:43:07,743 The portrait. The portrait. Somebody. 272 00:43:07,844 --> 00:43:09,744 The portrait. Get the portrait in place. 273 00:43:25,028 --> 00:43:27,724 I want you to face the camera and look terribly Mexican... 274 00:43:27,831 --> 00:43:30,664 'cause I didn't fly you all over here to look like a French extra. 275 00:43:30,767 --> 00:43:32,894 And start to sing very nobly. 276 00:45:00,757 --> 00:45:04,352 Cut! Cut! What's the matter, love, now? 277 00:45:04,461 --> 00:45:07,487 What's got into you? Don't you know we're working on a limited budget here? 278 00:45:07,597 --> 00:45:10,225 Don't you know I've got to be back in London by tomorrow night? 279 00:45:10,333 --> 00:45:13,097 Let's do it again, and this time, let's get it bloody right! 280 00:45:13,203 --> 00:45:15,569 Rewind. Rewind. 281 00:45:15,672 --> 00:45:17,697 - So, are you ready? - Ready. 282 00:47:28,438 --> 00:47:30,429 You are so beautiful. 283 00:47:32,742 --> 00:47:35,176 I know. 284 00:47:55,165 --> 00:47:58,623 Your eyes are irresistible. 285 00:48:10,380 --> 00:48:13,281 I must see you tonight. 286 00:48:14,351 --> 00:48:16,546 See me now. 287 00:50:08,465 --> 00:50:10,797 At last! At last! 288 00:50:10,900 --> 00:50:12,868 Instant cinema! 289 00:50:17,807 --> 00:50:19,775 Have you sent for the doctor? 290 00:50:28,284 --> 00:50:30,548 Hello, maestro. 291 00:50:30,653 --> 00:50:34,919 I knew you were a hell of a lover, but this really knocks me out. 292 00:50:35,024 --> 00:50:36,924 And I am not easily surprised. 293 00:50:37,026 --> 00:50:39,824 Knocks me out too, señor. 294 00:50:58,381 --> 00:51:01,077 - You're gonna cut it off? - Don't worry. Have no fear. 295 00:51:01,184 --> 00:51:03,448 - Latin lover. - Sí. 296 00:51:38,655 --> 00:51:40,953 - Can I have an autograph, please? - Sí. Sí. 297 00:51:41,057 --> 00:51:43,992 Will you sing something for us, maestro, please? 298 00:51:44,093 --> 00:51:48,553 With the motor of history driving me on 299 00:51:50,667 --> 00:51:56,230 I'm a wild stallion 300 00:51:56,339 --> 00:51:58,933 My golden mane flies in the wind 301 00:51:59,042 --> 00:52:02,170 As I seek out good times 302 00:52:02,278 --> 00:52:06,305 My valiant sword stands ever ready 303 00:52:07,851 --> 00:52:13,517 This wild stallion cannot be tamed 304 00:52:13,623 --> 00:52:16,148 Stirring up passion wherever I go 305 00:52:16,259 --> 00:52:18,159 This is my song 306 00:52:21,231 --> 00:52:23,825 A thousand steeds will rise from my grave 307 00:57:13,022 --> 00:57:15,422 My name is Anna Planeta. 308 01:01:50,032 --> 01:01:55,698 You can fuck me if you are lucky, Mr. Sugar. 309 01:02:33,109 --> 01:02:35,304 Three blind mice 310 01:02:35,411 --> 01:02:37,311 Three blind mice 311 01:02:37,413 --> 01:02:39,313 See how they run 312 01:02:39,415 --> 01:02:41,440 See how they run 313 01:02:41,550 --> 01:02:45,384 They all ran after the farmer's wife who cut off their tails with a carving knife 314 01:02:45,488 --> 01:02:49,083 Did you ever see such a thing in your life as three blind mice 315 01:02:49,191 --> 01:02:51,091 Three blind mice 316 01:02:52,194 --> 01:02:55,925 See how they run See how they run 317 01:02:56,031 --> 01:02:59,797 They all ran after the farmer's wife 318 01:08:29,731 --> 01:08:32,097 I'm building the head... 319 01:08:32,201 --> 01:08:34,101 of Immaculate Conception. 320 01:08:35,971 --> 01:08:39,771 Conceive your child in the brains... 321 01:08:39,875 --> 01:08:41,843 of a... 322 01:23:35,636 --> 01:23:37,035 Go on. 323 01:28:18,719 --> 01:28:21,483 Anna! 324 01:29:34,195 --> 01:29:38,655 Darling, this is going to be the highlight of your career. 325 01:29:38,766 --> 01:29:42,202 From now on, when people eat chocolate... 326 01:29:42,303 --> 01:29:44,794 I mean the brand we advertise... 327 01:29:44,905 --> 01:29:46,873 they will not feel the same. 328 01:30:00,988 --> 01:30:04,890 I want them to feel as they're eating you. 329 01:30:05,226 --> 01:30:07,217 Action. 330 01:30:08,329 --> 01:30:10,763 Chocolate. 331 01:30:29,316 --> 01:30:31,477 Okay. 332 01:30:31,585 --> 01:30:33,485 Okay. 333 01:33:15,382 --> 01:33:17,441 Mmm. Right. 334 01:33:17,551 --> 01:33:19,849 We're gonna sell the chocolate. 335 01:33:33,701 --> 01:33:35,931 Beautiful. 336 01:33:36,036 --> 01:33:38,004 Beautiful. 337 01:33:38,105 --> 01:33:40,801 Let everything be known... 338 01:33:40,908 --> 01:33:42,808 and let everything be clean. 339 01:34:00,894 --> 01:34:04,489 Our scouts had trouble in certain parts of the world. 340 01:34:04,598 --> 01:34:09,001 It's not easy to find a girl who's both pretty and a virgin. 341 01:34:09,103 --> 01:34:12,664 Our boys did quite a job, I'll tell you.